(At least that movie has both Colin Firth and Hugh Grant to distract me from Renee viciously critiquing her own body and, like, spilling coffee all over herself or whatever.) He is capable of two actions, like a mildly impressive Ken doll: 1) sex person and 2) valiant hero trying to kill himself in the name of his friends constantly. Rhys makes me cringe harder than Renee Zellweger in Bridget Jones’ Diary. It is also X-rated, due to the strength of my anger and the copious sex scenes in the source material. We’ve got some categories to run through.ĭISCLAIMER: This review is teeming with spoilers. That shouldn’t scream “rational and in control of her passionate fury” to you. I counted two hundred (and two) uses of a word over seven hundred pages. Seven pages of sh*t to complain about.Īnd I’ve never been an efficient reviewer. If you feel satisfied enough to just remove yourself from this review, run with that feeling. That statistic alone should be enough to justify this one star rating. That’s the number of times that the word “mate,” in any of its hellish forms, is used in this book. Maas, the fate of Feyre's world is at stake as armies grapple for power over the one thing that could destroy it. In this thrilling third book in the #1 New York Times bestselling series from Sarah J. Amidst these struggles, Feyre and Rhysand must decide whom to trust amongst the cunning and lethal High Lords, and hunt for allies in unexpected places.

One slip could bring doom not only for Feyre, but for everything-and everyone-she holds dear.Īs war bears down upon them all, Feyre endeavors to take her place amongst the High Fae of the land, balancing her struggle to master her powers-both magical and political-and her love for her court and family. But to do so she must play a deadly game of deceit. Maas.įeyre has returned to the Spring Court, determined to gather information on Tamlin's actions and learn what she can about the invading king threatening to bring her land to its knees. The epic third novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling Court of Thorns and Roses series by Sarah J.

A court of ruin